i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Is it because I queefed?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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