is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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