You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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