The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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