Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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