if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
