Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
try to milk me bitch
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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