I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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