I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
hows the party?
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be there in 10
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I think your dad took our porno
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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