this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.