when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
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I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.