we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.