Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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