They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!