By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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