Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
how does that bad decision feel?
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