thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
We named our party play list daddy issues
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
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She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
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My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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