I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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