that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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