i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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