Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching