Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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