Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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