he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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