we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
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I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
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The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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