bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I cut my penus on the lid.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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