There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Blood and glitter go together right?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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