You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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