I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
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I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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