First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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