See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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