Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
even my farts smell like vagina
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
jump out the window naked night went bad
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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