Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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