No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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