i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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