i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
never play flip cup with pint glasses
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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