do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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