After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
