Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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