I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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