I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
you would pick up someone in the library
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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