she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
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Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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