is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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