I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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