lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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