Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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