i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
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i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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