once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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