it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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