We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!