My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just gift wrapped bread.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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