return my video game
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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