I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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