when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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