I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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