i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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