My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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